Friday, April 4, 2008

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Loud Rock Show Causes Heads Literally Explode?!

This is Elden Lowe reporting on K.A.98.7-
Last night thousands of heavy metal fans showed up to the Ultimate Screech Black Tour the heart of Nebraska. Featuring bands that are legendary to the heavy metal circle, Tool, Ozzy, Into Eternity, Parkway Drive, Linkin Park, Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, and Cross Haven.
Evedently witnesses reported that people heads were literally popping, blowing rite off their bodies. The cause of this is said to be from the pinch harmonic of guitarist of Austin Buchanan from the band Cross Haven. His custom built guitar has a neck of 36 frets and reaches a squeal of enough power to blow off the heads of spectators.
Wow, that is Insane. Now back to you Richard

Elden

1 comment:

Matthew said...

I would be willing to risk the loss of my head to see the once-in-a-lifetime lineup at this concert.

-Matthew

PS Cross Haven Rules!